Thank you 2011 for treating me well.
I’m ready, 2012. Show me what you got!!!
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: black holes
Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
Me: Lindsey you twat just fucking listen
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk to me
me: no not you
rachellezarmie: UGH!!! So stressed!!! I should’ve started all my projects last week! fml. amen sista
If you're able to catch my boyfriend's attention,...
ohitsashley: I don’t want someone who can be stolen away from me. I want a mature guy who keeps his attention on me and only me. I know he’s gonna come across many beautiful girls, but that’s not a good reason to be “stolen” away from me. A guy who can be easily taken away from me, I don’t want. And if you just so happen to be one of those girls who catches his attention aside from me, you can...
acollision: dannyhiga: 1: Full name? 2: Current crush!? 3: Addiction? 4: How tall am I? 5: Relationship status? 6: Girls I trust? 7: Boys I trust? 9: Current mood? 10: Favorite color? 11: Confession; 12: Who I miss? 13: Who I last hugged? 14: Who understands me? 15: Someone who is always there for me: 16: Last Text? 17: Who’s a stranger: 18: Who makes me laugh the most? 19: Who...
My heart is yours, It’s you that I hold on...
andyts: God, I’m hilarious.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW